first off let's lol at this

Behold, the first time I've ever been drunk facebook chatted:

guy I know from NZ

hey rachel

2:08amRachel

hey there

2:08amguy

how are uu cutie its been too long!

2:08amRachel

I'm great, how are you?

2:08am

guy

good drunk

sry im drunk facebooking lol

2:08amRachel

haha

no worries

2:08am

guy

lolll

i liked ur tattoos tho!

2:09amRachel

well thank you

I like them too

2:09am

guy

i thought u were a cutie too!

2:09amRachel

thanks

2:11amRachel

where is it that you're from again?

2:11am

guy

CT

2:12amRachel

oh right

well i hope life in connecticut is treating you well

2:12am

guy

it is

2:12amRachel

excellent

haha... awesome

wow... this guy really likes seafood...

Some guy in Amsterdam returned a lobster to the seafood store, claiming it was bad. They gave him a bag of king crab legs instead. Suddenly it's realised that the lobster is just a shell...

" Store workers were about to allow Tessier to trade the $10.99 lobster for a bag of king crab legs when they discovered the lobster was all shell. Tessier had eaten it and put the shell parts back together, deputies said.

When confronted, the man with a passion for seafood ran from the store with the bag of crab legs in hand, they said.

Deputies said they caught up with him at his home only to discover that he had already eaten the crab legs." - Bob Gardinier, via Times Union.

lol.