Some guy in Amsterdam returned a lobster to the seafood store, claiming it was bad. They gave him a bag of king crab legs instead. Suddenly it's realised that the lobster is just a shell...
" Store workers were about to allow Tessier to trade the $10.99 lobster for a bag of king crab legs when they discovered the lobster was all shell. Tessier had eaten it and put the shell parts back together, deputies said.
When confronted, the man with a passion for seafood ran from the store with the bag of crab legs in hand, they said.
Deputies said they caught up with him at his home only to discover that he had already eaten the crab legs." - Bob Gardinier, via Times Union.