There have only been 3 lectures of Roman Civ, but that doesn't stop me from putting up Chesley quotes already!
[goes on about Roman porn, then] "It's just getting awkward and I'm going to move on."
"Latin... will make you a better person."
[about some cashew shells on the podium] "The econ department tends to leave tokens of its presence everywhere it goes..."
"Rarely do classics professors show up with a [air quotes] 'posse'."
[rapidly flips between powerpoint slides] "Take notes now, suckers!"
[talks about how wearing W&M gear is like saying you're superior to others] "Suck on that, Mr. Sonic!"
Don't worry, there will be more :D